@BiohazarD (5 February, 2015, 4:22 AM UTC):
Do you have springs under that carpet?   lol

CK-Basilius Errant Le'reaper said:

General T. Winters said:

BiohazarD said:

General I think fakeasnever is trying to hit on you ;)

My questions:

-Where does the nickname "Tornado" come from?

-What inspired you to join the military?

-Do you polish your head or is it naturally shiny? sir. 

So, Commander BiohazarD, do you really want to know my story on nickname?

Well back at the Academy we had 3 minutes for daily ablutions, shaving and a shower; needless to say I was pretty quick back then and used to perform a technique as I got out of the shower of spinning in a circle as I brushed my teeth … you see the rotation applied quickly aids in an air dry process that reduces the need for a toweling down per se … hence the name “Tornado”.

As for "What inspired you to join the military?", I don't think that this a kind of inspiration or something like that. It's what I was taught to do, this is what I can do. Destiny or providence, I don't know. I'm doing just what I am meant for, I guess.

Do you polish your head or is it naturally shiny? - are you jealous, Commander?

 

You spin me right round baby, right round hehe

OMG XD

And yes, the general does have a very nice head.  I'm working to get mine that shiny, but it will take years of practice. 

Haha I tried a similar drying process once when I was younger, but ended up lying bruised on the floor tangled in a shower curtain.  Needless to say, since then I have stuck with more conventional methods.  I admire the general's coordination (and shower curtain avoidance skills). 

General T. Winters said:

BiohazarD said:

General I think fakeasnever is trying to hit on you ;)

My questions:

-Where does the nickname "Tornado" come from?

-What inspired you to join the military?

-Do you polish your head or is it naturally shiny? sir. 

So, Commander BiohazarD, do you really want to know my story on nickname?

Well back at the Academy we had 3 minutes for daily ablutions, shaving and a shower; needless to say I was pretty quick back then and used to perform a technique as I got out of the shower of spinning in a circle as I brushed my teeth … you see the rotation applied quickly aids in an air dry process that reduces the need for a toweling down per se … hence the name “Tornado”.

As for "What inspired you to join the military?", I don't think that this a kind of inspiration or something like that. It's what I was taught to do, this is what I can do. Destiny or providence, I don't know. I'm doing just what I am meant for, I guess.

Do you polish your head or is it naturally shiny? - are you jealous, Commander?

 

You spin me right round baby, right round hehe

BiohazarD said:

General I think fakeasnever is trying to hit on you ;)

My questions:

-Where does the nickname "Tornado" come from?

-What inspired you to join the military?

-Do you polish your head or is it naturally shiny? sir. 

So, Commander BiohazarD, do you really want to know my story on nickname?

Well back at the Academy we had 3 minutes for daily ablutions, shaving and a shower; needless to say I was pretty quick back then and used to perform a technique as I got out of the shower of spinning in a circle as I brushed my teeth … you see the rotation applied quickly aids in an air dry process that reduces the need for a toweling down per se … hence the name “Tornado”.

As for "What inspired you to join the military?", I don't think that this a kind of inspiration or something like that. It's what I was taught to do, this is what I can do. Destiny or providence, I don't know. I'm doing just what I am meant for, I guess.

Do you polish your head or is it naturally shiny? - are you jealous, Commander?

General I think fakeasnever is trying to hit on you ;)

My questions:

-Where does the nickname "Tornado" come from?

-What inspired you to join the military?

-Do you polish your head or is it naturally shiny? sir. 

@General T. Winters (30 January, 2015, 7:42 PM UTC):
I'm not sure how many questions we're allowed to ask, so here they are (in order of importance):

1: Are you married? If yes, what is her/his name?   lol

2: Which is the most memorable battle you have experienced/witnessed?

3: How many kills have you had? And their exact category (IE 3,125 close quarters combat)

4: Are there any mentionable friends you've had in your career?