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Aug 17, 2016, 17:1608/17/16
220502

Oberon announced that soccer was for girls, and that they were going to play volley ball instead.  He tried to spike the ball in to the opposing teams goals, but got tangled in the net, and, in his fear and confusion, punched the ref who was trying to free him.


I was actually at this game, and saw the whole thing...when he walked on to the pitch, he stank of mead and vomit.





Aug 18, 2016, 03:0608/18/16
02/14/15
1
I think he got 2 yellows. The first for inappropriate attire and the second for bringing a foriegn object onto the field. (volleyball)  This resulted in a red card.
Aug 18, 2016, 09:4208/18/16
220502
he got red card for sending the enemy fleeing to the catacoms before halftime
Aug 20, 2016, 22:5408/20/16
220502
red card for abusing Balur's Dragon
Aug 21, 2016, 03:0108/21/16
220502
He got the red for eating the goalies heart for getting in his way
Aug 21, 2016, 20:4708/21/16
03/11/15
5
Amelia Stormfall said:

Oberon received a red card during his first and only football match - the Stormfall derby!

Although, he is Oberon – so they weren’t actually able to make him leave the pitch...

The Lord or Lady that guesses the reason for Oberon’s red card will receive 1,000 Sapphires!

Leave a comment if you like football and think you know what got Oberon sent off!




Aug 21, 2016, 20:5408/21/16
03/11/15
5

He got sent off for moving  the goal posts when a penalty was awarded 

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Aug 21, 2016, 20:5708/21/16
03/11/15
5
sokkies21 said:

BS just another way for Stormfall to give saphs away to money players. and if i had to say oberon kicked balur in the nuts witch got him the red card. but i know thats wrong because im not a fraking money player so stop this random bs thanks bye

Aug 22, 2016, 10:1208/22/16
220502
He does not know how to play football.
Aug 22, 2016, 11:1208/22/16
220502
When he saw Balur was referee he saw red!
Aug 22, 2016, 11:4508/22/16
220502
he spit on balur (ala rijkaard vs voller)
Aug 24, 2016, 06:4908/24/16
220502

 Only goalkeeper can pick up the ball with hands in-bounds.

Aug 24, 2016, 12:3008/24/16
2

Because he is holding the ball with his hand wearing Armor and playing with the jersey of LORD that why

Aug 26, 2016, 10:2108/26/16
1

He recived a red card because he was wearing the wrong jersey.

Aug 26, 2016, 18:3308/26/16
220502
he blew all enemy from the field 
Aug 26, 2016, 18:3408/26/16
220502
he bit his opponent in the ear
Aug 31, 2016, 09:2208/31/16
220502

It is time to announce the result of our competition!

1,000 Sapphires are going to SUPERGOLUM!

Congratulations!


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