Aug 26, 2016, 17:5508/26/16
1. Put hook up to cheek, elbow extended to the horizon.
2. Lift piratical eye-patch and adopt evil Blackbeard-esque maniacal glint in remains of eye.
3. Implement wicked, chuckling accent...
ONE MILLION METERS.
However, due to the incredible hotness of Anne, as she approached the water it boiled off in vast swirling clouds of super-heated steam, thus she was borne to the eventual surface on gaseous wings of angels.