Exxxe

but

if

this

type

of

"crap"

is

your

idea

of

fun

then you really need to get a life. 

(I know, I know, I failed. I just couldn't take it anymore )

You must accept the premise that Ice Dragons are real for the purpose of the game.

Otherwise, why try to tame one?

Tame one to win one.

Seems easy enough.

Do you need a whip and a chair?

Maybe music will soothe the savage beast.

A cold compress might help.