B on an orc

B, please land on an Orc

a.in a jeweler's hamlet

on a orc

a in jewlers hamlet

(c) you will land doing a back flip with a 360 sideways spin or you will land in a hot spring and drink a martiny

he won't land, he'll just keep on a going... until, y'know his wife tells him to come home.

a) In a Jeweler’s Hamlet

Where else could he land but here.

Land on a Orc leader.

He'll use an orc to soften the landing, and enter the Hamlet to sip a bit of Belrathian tea, with just a tad bit of the holiday spirits added to spice things up!

With an Olympic Gold Medal.  He has to win one ski jumping in full armor

b) on an orc

on an orc

Both A and B   Oberon jumps of the ski slopes does 360's like a extreme sports snow skier.  Then his left foot lands on the back of an peeping tom ORC who was on top of a jewelers hamlet and his right foot lands on the roof top of the jewelers hamlet. Both left and right foot make contact on orc and jewelers hamlet at the same time not a millisecond less than the other!!  The impact causes the roof to cave in and the ORC falls through the roof lands face first on the toilet bowl and gets knocked out.  He saves the day and the Jewelers hamlets daughter and get a nice big wet kiss from the daughter and thousands of sapphires as a thank you gift from her mom and dad!!