This is the report players section, correct, Ivar?  Well...
I have a complete list of juicy violations, accusations, and systematic disregard to every rule made by one player: Me.  I did it all.  And got away with it.  There were no meddling kids to stop me, Ivar.. Well there were but you will never find them.  Had I not admitted this.. NO one would have known.  Therefore let this serve as my confession.  I DID IT.  ALL.   Many in the game will be happy to hear all of this / that I'm coming clean.  
HOWEVER, Ivar, I did not screen shot nor record any of this, nor is it possible to at this point.  Furthermore, I don't remember any dates or the specifics of any of it, really..  But it was very very naughty, Ivar.. Sadly, I did not report myself at the time of each violation..  Well I did, but I was not answered.  Instead, a boiler plate letter was sent to me asking me to 'go back and record the matter.." As I cannot bend space and time, I was unable to do this.  For each of my 297 violations, I was given the exact same boilerplate response..  However, I know you all diligently read those..  So all you have to do is go back and read my response to them, right?  In addition, there were no other witnesses.  I was careful not to leave any trace evidence of my violations (there is no eveidence)..  HOWEVER, ^ I have just confessed to these things, above.  
What can be done, Ivar, to put an end to my ongoing wrath, based on my confession and description above.  I am unable to get any more specific.
Ivar, your further assistance in reagards to this matter will be greatly appreaciated...
PD