Old  But  Not  Dead  is  active  and  looking  for  members.

Do  your  children  think  you  should  be  locked  up  in  a  old  folks  home?

Is  the  only  time  you  get any  Exercise  is  when  you  run  to  the  bathroom?

Are  you  constantly  yelling  "GET  OFF  MY  LAWN"  but  you  live  in  the  ninth  floor  apartment?

Come  and  join  OBND.  We  have  nurses  and  doctors  waiting  to  comfort  you!