The Inconceivables are looking for good people to help us start a war (but not a land war in Asia - that is one of the classic blunders) - it's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition!

The boiler plate:

• Level 13 Guild
• UNM/NM/Brutal Clan Boss finished daily.
• Hydra Normal/Hard finished on a weekly basis now; Brutal unlocked.
• Hydra Clash - usually 1st place; sometimes second.
• CvC - Tier III last time; usually first place (99%), particularly for PRs.

Looking for:

• Players looking to get 2x boxes from UNM/NM CB.
• Players who can contribute to all levels of Hydra and can help us take on Brutal Hydra.
• People active in CvC.
• People with a good sense of humour - the darker the better.
• People who have Discord and like to have fun.
• A holocaust cloak and wheelbarrow (for our Castle onslaughts).
• A nice MLT (mutton, lettuce, and tomato sammich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe ... they're so perky, we love that).

Oh, and one last thing - if you are inactive more than 7 days in a row without a heads up, then we'll be forced to send you back to where you were found ... unemployed in Greenland!

Feel free to pop into our Discord and check us out!

https://discord.gg/aPhatJnhZq