28 жовт. 2023, 17:0228.10.23
The Inconceivables - Looking to Fill Out our Brute Squad!
The Inconceivables are looking for 5 good people to help us start a war (but not a land war in Asia - that is one of the classic blunders) - it's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition!
The boiler plate:
- Level 12 Guild more than halfway to Level 13 (less than 4 weeks out).
- NM and UNM Clan Boss finished daily.
- Hydra Normal/Hard finished on a weekly basis now; Brutal unlocked.
- Hydra Clash - usually 1st place; sometimes second.
- CvC - Tier I looking to hit Tier II+; usually first place, particularly for PRs.
Looking for:
- Players looking to get 2x boxes from UNM/NM CB.
- Players who can contribute to all levels of Hydra and can help us take on Brutal Hydra.
- People active in CvC.
- People with a good sense of humour - the darker the better.
- People who have Discord and like to have fun.
- A holocaust cloak and wheelbarrow (for our Castle onslaughts).
- A nice MLT (mutton, lettuce, and tomato sammich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe ... they're so perky, we love that).
Oh, and one last thing - if you are inactive more than 7 days in a row without a heads up, then we'll be forced to send you back to where you were found ... unemployed in Greenland!