Funny this has come about, I recently sent something to a trio of PP members that fits right into this....
"Moving into my seas, are ye?
Now, why would me sworn enemies be moving on it next to me and me Hearties?
Ye wouldn't be thinking about causing us any trouble, eh? Nooo... surely not.
Perhaps ye've just sailed in without checking yer map first.
No matter... I can assure you that you will not like these waters.
I'm sorry, but only the Rat Basterd's can step into the Rat's Nest!
I shall have at ye for your intrusion!
And I be not the only one, me whole crew will be sending ye quite the welcoming committee."
A day and a half went by and the trio whirpooled away, 60 miles away... in which I sent a raid in pursuit to be sure I got me point across.
I then got a letter from one o' the scurvy mutts, asking me why I still blast fire upon their havens.
This time I kinda felt bad, so I mustered up enough sympathy to end me hostility and wrote him back.
"I've been a terror for ye and yer bootlickin' mates, so I would suppose I will apologize...
I'm sorry ye weren't smart enough to avoid stepping into the Rat's Nest!"
I never claimed me Black Heart was any good at being truly sympathetic, but I know when to say sorry, see? ;)
Strange my apology was never accepted, though. Hmm... that's kinda rude.