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The Epic Narrative of Lars Viking:

Once upon a time, in the land of the Vikings,
Lived a man loving rhymes, who was always smiling,
Bearing the name of Lars, but before he became manager,
He ‘twas only a bard, still a mere villager,

Across the land, in every town,
Lars’ fame was fanned, all he did astound,
For none had been seen, who could make such memes,
While Vikings would bleed, to die for such means,

His humor so great, making him many mates,
Humorous appetites he did sate, though many hearts he did break,

Pictures of dogs, sheep, and cats,
Of Lars Skywalker as well as some random rats,
Memes of the Office, the Witcher, maybe Friends?
Laughter was heard throughout every hall and den,

Hardened warriors from every kingdom and tribe,
Came to visit Lars, for him they would die,
And died some did, rolling on the floor laughing,
His memes so great they died there gasping,

Till finally one day the Vikings gathered round,
To speak of Lars, still sleeping sound,
This man’s a myth, a story, a legend,
Why don’t we get him to manage a community, our brethren?

And thus they proposed with all their might,
To bring Lars into the spotlight,
Though humble origin he had,
By no means was he ever bad,
Storied community manager he did become,
With meme creation some said outshone the sun,

This is the epic, the narrative of old,
Discord the weapon, the new invention so bold,
That Lars did wield so faithful so true,
To bring us all together, both me and you…