Maybe you should have put your post through the google translator, perhaps you did.
If you have knowledge of a foreign language or used the old fashioned method of a dictionary, you might know how bad translators can be.
Its difficult enough if you speak the same language, talk about elevators,chips, jello,cookies, sidewalks ,pants, trunks and hoods.
Seriously your post is fine.
Nothing wrong with your much asked request either, but then just maybe those that do the most chatting might stop, because they really don't want us to know what they write.
As a native Russian speaker and a chief of an English speaking clan, I second what KROW said.
Translators are awful and they do more harm than good. Often people use slang or acronyms which the translator can't translate and even more often the translator doesn't understand the context of the word and translates it incorrectly.
Basically, the result is usually a mumbo-jumbo and the best thing you can do is to appoint a "diplomat" who knows the other language to some extent.