He is using a volley ball

no he insulted the ref because he is a hologram from maras  mutians team and is trying to cheat the general!

He had a full brigade of valkyries on the field and surrounded the side lines with cyberdogs!  needless to say the enemy team was `EATEN ALIVE!`

BWAHAHA

"Football" In Mexico is American's 'soccer'

"Football" American style is a sport where people tackle and run eachother over while carrying a ball.

General Winters, being the amazing sport he is, probably practiced for weeks for (american) football, and ended up playing in the Mexican football.

However he was unaware of the change, and when the game started, he jumped and did a triple backflip, bounced off two opponent's heads, caught the ball in mid air, tumbled to the ground, clutching the ball. Did a few rolls, got to his feet without breaking a stride. Then he ran towards the goalie, casually sidestepping then curb stomping a few players on his way. Then he bore down on the unfortunate goalie (Days later our techs are still trying to get his body bits out of the netting so we can piece him back together) and finished with a mighty

SPLAT

Ohhh!

General Winters received a red card during his first and only football match – the Wasteland derby!

Although, he is General – so they weren’t actually able to make him leave the pitch...

He obviously has bionic-enhanced arms. So he may have received the red card because he could literally just throw the ball into the goal :P

@General T. Winters (8 August, 2016, 4:06 PM UTC):
He probably sent a player flying too far when was goal keeping.

It is time to announce the result of our competition!

1,000 Crystals are going to PAMMY0914!

Congratulations!