27 дек. 2017, 09:4127.12.17
Let Us All Offer Up Sacrifices...
..to the Goddess of Grain!
350 scouts left this morning traveling far and wide in search of food for our people and troops. Some never made it home...a life extinguished on the trail in search of life giving grain.
Oh great and wise Demeter (Earth), and Persephone (Grain), please hear our impassioned pleas so that we may grow our troops and feed our people.
We offer up our virgins...our Starbucks gift cards... and whatever else we hold dear so that we may gain your favor and appease this blight.
Best Wishes, Good health to all for a prosperous New Year.
M.