I'll send you some snow if you want.

Haha, is Galek getting hit in the face again this year?

I will send you 109 in the shade in Aug and Sept.  

Okay... will trade for -8 and snow everywhere

I would pass.  My wife would accept.

Cold is way better than hot Q.

Lies

This is just facts. Easier (and often more practical) to fix being cold than being hot.

With hot chocolate and a fire place you have a deal.  

Best I can offer is Bourbon and a wood stove.

And dogs. lots of dogs. 

That is true.  There is very many dogs to hang our with.