nvm i found the culprit, nothing to see here

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Yeah it's an awesome relic... so why not delete your post entirely?

obviously, they left it up in order to bring joy and merriment to the unwashed masses

Unfortunately some people DO find entertainment in watching someone whine out of ignorance. 

when did asking about game mechanics on a forum dedicated to such topics get reclassified as whining?

definitely not whining

and zero reason to delete the thread when it will likely help someone someday. relics have definitely changed the game quite a bit and there are interactions/events that will be confusing to many especially with orb and wand out there.

I thought we were being hyperbolic and sarcastic? You wrote 

"obviously, they left it up in order to bring joy and merriment to the unwashed masses"

so I responded in the same manner? No, it's not actually whining. 

oh no, i was being quite genuine. there was much merriment and joy to be had. 

admittedly, i'm not sure i qualify as a mass quite yet, but i can't be more than a few kilos off.

Lol. I thought you were serious about the whining, even i was gonna call u out.

These relics add a bunch more rng (i think it's good tbh) but it is annoying AF for those of us not really using relics yet.

The first time my Armanz got sheep reflected by Wand of Submission, I was like WTF just happened....and it cost me a Live Arena fight.

So, if it is only the qualification as a mass that is in question, you must already be unwashed?  😂

For realsies though Relics need to have some indicators when they proc.

i'll have you know that i've showered at least twice this decade, thank you very much

if the layer of shit on your body gets over a centimeter thick it tends to fall off on its own, so no need to waste that much water tbh

Taking the snake skin approach I see.