roadstar Pitbull said:
Remove shoes and socks.
Cross your legs, right on top of left.
Raise your left arm extended straight up.
Use your right hand to tap the top of your head.
Now for tricky part, either raise your left foot to the mouse to click. Or alternatively move the mouse the floor first. (for those with limited movement).
Our research department has tested this procedure with 90% being effective.
However if this does not work for your case, we recommend unplugging your computer and take a week or two vacation and retry the steps above. If this still does not work, we do have rooms available for a direct line connection to the game. Although you will have no connection to the internet,,, you will then belong to us.... hahaha
before you open your mouth please connect brain !