THE INTERVIEW

Hello, i have come for an interview for customer services on raid shadow legends

oh hello, please sit down, as you are aware we are a free to play game with a massive customer base and really great graphics.

yes i have played, big fan.

excellent, that always helps in customer services when you know the game already!

fantastic, so i can use my experience and knowledge of the game to help people and advise them?

what? hell no! you sit at a keyboard and just paste the same response in for 9 hours straight until the end of your shift.

oh, so i am passing the queries on to someone else?

yes, Recy Clebin, he deals with everything.

ah i see, doesnt that just spell recycle bin?

pure coincidence i assure you, so it seems you are qualified, one more question, do you want to help plarium develop a free to play game or try and promote expensive virtual items for real cash?

well as a free to play player i only want them to spend if the deal is great value and helps, i mean i know you have overheads and bills to pay.

sure , sure, what i am asking though is, are you happy to offer deals that are vastly overpriced and will give you nothing in return?

well, no, not really.

ok well thanks, i am afraid you have not passed this interview.....