The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail!
From time to time "green" Pirates knock at me door always askin’ me t’ same question: "What can I do if numerous Captains constantly attack me Haven? They are merciless and cruel! I won't survive..."
Captains, ye know all the tricks and scurvy game strategies. What would ye suggest in this situation? Give up? Call t’ police? Shed floods o’ tears? Fight? Share yer tips w’ us!
T’ rougher t’ seas, t’ smoother we sail! Ahoy!