In a dark, dark town,
There is a dark, dark road.
And in the dark, dark road
There is a dark, dark house.
And in the dark, dark house
There is a dark, dark door.
Go in the door.
There ares some dark, dark stairs.
Go up and up and up
And up and up and up
The dark, dark stairs
Now...
There is a dark, dark room.
Go into the dark, dark room.
In the dark, dark room
There is a dark, dark cupboard.
Open the dark, dark cupboard.
What's in there? Barrel N° 3!